MusicMatch Jukebox 5.0

Release date: March 2000

Description: The packaging triumphantly declares that it has “over 110 songs!” You know what this means, right? It has 111 songs. Weirdly enough, two of the other items in this museum also have 111 songs. It’s a good-looking number, I suppose. (And you can’t fit many more on a CD-ROM at 128 kbps.)

The songs

With six song suppliers instead of three, this is presumptively the pinnacle of this kind of disc. That said, because 4.3 was the one in my childhood, I don’t know this one as well as I do that one. But with a whopping 7 hours and 50 minutes of music, if you’re going to buy any one of these CDs off eBay, this one is the best combination of quality and quantity. Plus, it’s before MusicMatch switched to its blobs logo, so you get the lovely M-compass thing that looks like the Seattle Mariners designed it.

eMusic.com (17 songs – ones with an * had been on MMJB discs already; ones with an ! were on May 2000 Hewlett Packard software installation CDs)

ArtistSongNotes
The Apples in StereoStrawberryfire*!
At the Drive-InRascuache
Buddy GuyTry to Quit You Baby*!
BugsAbout You*!
Dave PikeTouch the Moon*!
Eddie HarrisListen Harris!
Francisco AguabellaAgua de Cuba*!
Gene Loves JezebelGorgeous!
The .mp3 is at an absurdly low volume.
Joe Strummer and the MescalerosTony Adams
Johnny BlasMambo 2000*!
Lightnin’ HopkinsGamblers’ Blues*!
Mark BacinoInside!
Mark PistelSkin Up*!
Meg Lee ChinSwallowing YouIt’s a startling track.
They Might Be GiantsOlder*! (but it skipped 4.3)
Tricky WooFly the Orient!
WCalabazita (Jason Mouse Mix)!
I remember this song, but not owning MMJB 5.0 growing up. So where do I remember it from?

Epitonic (21 songs that were completely different from what they gave to 4.3)

ArtistSongNotes
Burning AirlinesCarnival
Carl CoxPhuture 2000 (Deepsky Remix)
Carl CoxPhuture 2000 (Hybrid Remix)This is a classic breaks track, better than both the original song and the other remix of it on this CD. Yahoo! Launchcast let me know about this one a few years later.
DJ DanNeedle Damage – That Zipper Track (Needle Dubbage Remix)A long name for a generally irritating track.
Ex Self ConceptionHow the Gloom May Be TrueHyper, dark, electronica from a band with almost no record left on the internet. Super-interesting.
Ex Self ConceptionI Am Fated to ShakeThis song is not as interesting.
Heather DubySeptemberSlow acoustic rock. It’s all right.
HollandVari-Speed
Lali Puna603Both from the Tridecoder album. I see they’re still going and reasonably popular, which makes sense off the quality of these lo-fi bedroom electronic tracks.
Lali PunaEverywhere and Allover
Love As LaughterMargaritas
PuracaneThings We Should Leave AloneIf you wanted Kelli Dayton of the Sneaker Pimps to sound 12% more like Bjork, you’d land here.
SoulsticeTenderly (Acetate Remix)Soulstice is another Launchcast recommendation. Not off these remixes as such, but I like htem.
SoulsticeTenderly (Kevin Yost Remix)
Tagging SatellitesWaiting to Come Down1 monthly listener on Spotify. But this is some nice, tense dirge rock.
Terra DevaFresh StartIf you look up a lot of bands like Lamb, you get recommendations for Terra Deva’s album a lot. It’s pretty good stuff, and some of the easiest to find out of these compilations.
Terra DevaLethal
Terra DevaPulled Apart
The GoIt Might Be Bad
Those * SoulsGood Luck Split Town TodayMiddle word redacted. But these songs aren’t that good anyway IMO – like they’re trying to be Beck or Marcy Playground without knowing what that means. They would fit in some collections well enough.
Those * SoulsThe Train from Terminal Boredom

mp3.com (18 songs – anything involving mp3.com is happy for me)

ArtistSongNotes
Agent 51Red AlertShouty nervy punk.
AltheaMagic Touch (Club L’Amour Mix)It’s like a European remix of a cute J-pop dance track.
AnetTorturedLoud guitars with a touch of electronics. They probably liked Curve. If you like grrrl stuff, this is on Spotify.
AnomosWhy Live
BlizzLa Vida EsLatin dance that switches between English and Spanish.
BlueTonicWorldMusic Will Save Us [Code 3]It’s like several ambient styles merged into a suite. You can find this on YouTube and some of their other stuff on Spotify.
BoxcarThe Complete Guide to Home BartendingPunky thrashy stuff.
Deepspace5Hall of JusticeI had this song from the mp3.com days – a rap among a bunch of superheroes. It’s pretty entertaining.
Jenna MusicWait for Me
Kevin MontgomeryYour Kind
Liar’s ClubSomeday
Ric SandlerDream Around Every Corner
RyeSilly Games
Sarah LentzNo Going HomeOf the infinite midtempo singer/songwriters in these compilations – the Paula Cole/Shawn Colvin wannabes – this is the most memorable to me. The album’s on Spotify.
Sector SevenOn a Fence
ThePrideSlow Motion
Undaground TherapySundownA feel-good dance track. A little generic – rarely for these sorts of things, it could have used a singer – but you could get away with it in a vibe-based DJ mix.
Waddy WachtelGone U R

Riffage (17 songs, all of which were from a label compilation called Jet Set: Airport Lounge, and all of which were on MMJB 5.1)

ArtistSongNotes
AudionutsBeAtCrEaToRIt’s annoying to type that song name.
CodeineSabertooth
Dead End CruisersAround This Town
DJ BatmanFascinating Destroyer
Dora FloodEnvy’s AngelSounds a lot like “The Rolling People” by the Verve.
The EricsFlowers Waking and SleepingTheir bio on a seemingly defunct, but still up (and with a desirable URL) at indiemusic.com, is all I could find on them: “Residents of NYC, this 4-piece ensemble has accrued a loyal following with its experimental and a hard-grooving sound. A indie rock noise combined with jazz sensibility, this band’s lyrics are fresh, eclectic, and pleasing to the ears.”

It’s a nice mix of female vocals, dirty and clean electric guitars, and lovely and tense passages. It’s easily the best Riffage track on 5.0.
Genosha of KFMFAbstain Like Me?Part of the tracker software community. Look it up – it’s fascinating and a genuinely important part of music history.
Infinite BuddhaYucateco
Kevin SecondsThe King of Everything
Lael Leroy and the LovedDiarySounds like Jason Mraz’s indie uncle. (As opposed to a major-label uncle.)
Plastic MachineCan’t You See I’m Dead
Red EdnaDownward Spiral
Red Engine NineDisease
Rock Paper ScissorsLove YourselfSounds like Scott Weiland determined to be more electronic than people think he should be.
ScoutThere I Go Again
Seeds of LaborBroken VinylGiven the language in this song, I’m surprised it made it on a mass consumer product. Seeds of Labor showed up on multiple of these compilations (and from multiple mp3 providers in 5.0), and their submitting these says to me that quality control wasn’t a big thing for these.
Stara ZagoraDust-Bin Parade

Rollingstone.com (18 songs, all new versus 4.3, although some of the artists are the same)

ArtistSongNotes
54 SecondsWantedA Pink Floyd sort of thing.
A Techno Kid, Torley WongWhat I Couldn’t HaveLike a Mega Man 2 remix but with saxophone.
The Alexandria KleztetWillard’s Freylekh
Ben WakemanSpace
The Boswells7 Wonders
Castroman (Fernando Castroman)Palmar (Bajo el Palmar)Word (A similar phrasing but in parentheses)
The DaisiesHolly Styrene
Doug HoekstraCottonwood Tree
EmoticonOcean of YouThat was a cutting-edge band name in 2000.
HelvaSomeone’s Out to Get Me
The Jackpot BandJust for You
KitusaiInnocentSome harps, some late ’80s electric guitar leads, and some other random things. It’s quite a listen.
Pretty Mighty MightyMedia King
Seeds of LaborFirst Things First
Violet SceneFor a Second
The VirgineersFloatingVery Beatles-influenced.
The Walking Monuments to DNAMiss B HaviourThis song shows up in my media player as 6:45 long with silence after 5 minutes, but then my player goes to the next song after 5 minutes. It seems the mp3 properties are off in some way.
Weak Lazy LiarBright Yellow BucketA good deep cut for ’90s female-led power pop.

Spinrecords.com (20 songs)

ArtistSongNotes
Acid 9RageRap-rock with a singer who’s clearly a female adult when singing, but she sounds like a teenage boy when rapping. I bet it was interesting live.
AciDaModaGoes through some nice indie electronic developments – it’s interesting.
Belly PuddleDecide
Brett EllisMinuet No. 7 in A MinorA solo acoustic guitar piece.
Carlos OlmedaPower and Motion
HyphenSofter Seems the Pavement
KenochampIt Often Has a Meaning
Kiron JSamuraiAnother Mega Man type of tune.
Lisa SandersQueen of My Castle
Los InfernosCryin
Natasha’s GhostFalling Up
PillowheadAuto Induced Drama
Randi DriscollWhat She SaidAn adult contemporary ballad. There aren’t as many of these on these compilations as you might think.
Rascalin and the Roots RockersLyin EyesDub!
SlapbakA Wonderful Day
SoulcrackerFace
SqueezeConfrontationNot the famous band Squeeze. This is some rap.
The Color RedSmile
Todd Stedman and the Fat TonesStill the Same
Wei-WeiA Woman Like BirdChinese urban pop?

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