Siren Jukebox 2.0

Release date: 2000

Description: It was made by Sonic Foundry, a titan of the audio world at the time. And the box offers plenty of reasons to buy:

  • “Includes 100+ songs” (You know what number of songs 100+ is)
  • Highest Jukebox Rating at mp3.com
  • Free CD labeling software (called Neato; I think it was one of the better-known programs for that task)
  • Video playback
  • Library organization
  • Integrated Web browswr
  • Advanced audio effects (speed, EQ, and reverb)
  • Multiple skins

Unlike RealJukebox but like MusicMatch Jukebox, my 2020s computer can’t run it. But it does look like it was a good program in its heyday.

The songs

The amount of explicit language is significantly higher than in other compilations. I guess you can’t make a product that is “the ultimate in music & video” and keep things friendly. Sorry, families. (Mostly, I remain surprised that these sorts of things got sold in retail stores that way.)

Because these 101 songs are from comparatively few artists – for example, there’s an entire LP in here – I’m going to use one row for each artist.

75 Ark (3 songs)

ArtistSongsNotes
Dan the Automator417
Sleep
Wiling
He played a show in September 2023 with the Wu-Tang Clan. There are some Kruder and Dorfmeister vibes here.

Big Heavy World (3 songs)

ArtistSongsNotes
Chin Ho!Girl
Scare Me These Days
Talk You Down
Punky alt-rock. They broke up not long after this but re-formed in 2022. They’re from Vermont.

Common Wealth Records (4 rap songs)

ArtistSongNotes
DeepBounce
Kool KatzLoyality
L.O.N f/ PernillaGive Me That Beat
PernillaHide My Heart

Crowd Control Records (3 rap songs)

ArtistSongsNotes
SoundscapeDie In Your Sleep
Listeners
Truth

Crystal Lake Entertainment (3 songs)

ArtistSong(s)Notes
Crystal LakeDreams
Place Ya Bets
Labeled as hip hop.
Flex ManBlowing Out Ya SpeakersDrum and bass, but a pretty boring iteration of it.

D-Day Records (17 songs)

ArtistSong(s)Notes
Blessed with PainBlessed with Pain?
Tribal War Blood
Death metal, but maybe the titles told you that.
F.I.S.T.Lies
Obstruction Hooking
Pure Pain
Scarred
More death metal.
Forever SleepAdagio Talvi
Adagio Talvi (reprise)
Autumnalis Crepesculum
Gothic death metal! See, it’s different!
Handsome PeteAfter School Special
One Mo Fo
Super Spy
DIY punk stuff.
Low TwelveTwelveDeath metal again!
Next of KinEnemy
Neck Tie
Nothin New
Metal that isn’t about death? It’s more nu-metal back when nu was new.
TetanusEvictionInstrumental metal. My pick of the lot for that reason. It’s fun if you like sludge.

Emperor Norton Records (6 songs)

ArtistSongNotes
Arling & CameronLe Flic et la Fille’70s funk soundtrack style, but then female vocals show up in the middle. Probably good for Stereolab fans. The band has 20,000 monthly Spotify listeners, so this is one of the biggest names on the disc.
DJ Me DJ YouSet the ControlsSunny 2000s electronica with funky guitars.
LadytronCommodore RockA legitimately large band (at least now), it’s some French electronic bleepy chaos and pretty fun for those so-minded.
Logan’s Sanctuary (Original Soundtrack)MetropiaThis is for an imagined (but never proposed) sequel to the movie Logan’s Run. It’s made by Roger Joseph Manning Jr. and Brian Reitzell. I know this because the album has a Wikipedia entry. The song itself is pretty good.
Olivia Tremor ControlLove AthenaReminds me of the Meat Puppets. They have a lot of Spotify listeners.
Soul Ecstasy SoundtrackSoul Ecstasy ThemeAnother made up soundtrack, this time to a ’70s movie that isn’t a sequel.

GoodVibe Recordings (13 explicit rap songs)

ArtistSong(s)Notes
BahamadiaCommonwealth (Cheap Chicks)
One-4-Teen (Funky for You)
Bedroom WizardWanna-Be’s
Big DroSpank
MirageJabs & Uppercuts
MysticOK…Alright
Neb LoveBubblin’ (remix)
NuthouseCorrect Technic
Phil the AgonyClear The Lane
Slum VillageOnce Upon A Time
Players
SpontaneousReprezen’n (remix)
SRV1

Journees Music (7 electronic songs)

ArtistSong(s)Notes
BeatseedAll in a Daze WorkIt sounds like the Wiseguys could have made this.
Butter Bomb6 AM (DJ Voodoo and Dust’s breakmix)
Pumpin’ in your Speaker (Jim Hopkin’s Nervous Twitch remix)
D’LaynaSpecial (Formula dub)Funky house. I’ve heard plenty like this in, e.g., Ben Rainey mixes. There are bits in here that sound very Crystal Waters.
EchosphereDown to You
Kite (vocal mix)
Wide ReceiverMicrodotSomething between Jan Johnston and the Crystal Method. If you like the former’s “Mercury and Solace” and the latter’s “Comin’ Back (The Light’s Southern Grit Mix,” you’ll like this.

Lobster Records (5 punky rock songs)

ArtistSong(s)Notes
Mock OrangeIn Even TimeI’d gotten later Mock Orange in a Topshelf Records mystery bundle, so I was surprised that Mock Orange showed up for an effort 16 years later. It appears to be the same band, although later the work for Topshelf isn’t punky at all.
Staring BackThe End
Six
Both songs are under 2 minutes.
WhippersnapperPerceptions
Steady the Walls

Mends Records (2 hip hop songs – I’ve been calling a lot of hip hop rap in this write-up)

ArtistSongsNotes
The Nobodies CongolomerateIt’s Hip Hop
What You Hear

Monkibo Records (2 very different songs)

ArtistSongNotes
LogikHardcoreNot only is this pop, it’s very specifically pop like Exposé’s “I’ll Never Get Over You Getting Over Me.” You don’t accidentally make a song in that style.
Van Alec & MarkofFunky Mona LisaHip hop

Next Mill Entertainment (1 song)

ArtistSongNotes
BambuAcknowledge The GodThe entire file is only in the left channel. Rookie error that tells you how much Sonic Foundry paid attention assembling this.

No-Mad Industries LLC (3 songs)

ArtistSongsNotes
Joi CardwellDeliverance
Last Chance for Love
Sunshine
R&B/pop with some other stuff thrown in. The Deliverance album housing these three songs was a modest hit, she’s won a few awards, and she still releases every few years. An easy highlight of this jukebox.

Nu Gruv Alliance (2 hip hop songs)

ArtistSongNotes
Cali AgentsThe Good Life
Zion IRevolution

Pyraplastic Records (5 big beat/drum and bass songs)

ArtistSongsNotes
KeltechBig Time
Fat 64
Fear
Last Word
Tempest
They’re the certain kind of loud that was in vogue in 200.

Reddy Brown Entertainment (10 songs)

ArtistSongsNotes
POUCH9*1*1
City
Clamber
Everything I Need
Foundation
Ghost Town
Kettle
Storyteller
Uncle Carl
Unresolved
This appears to be an entire album (38 minutes).

Smallman Records (2 songs)

ArtistSongNotes
Another JoeDaveBig beat that you could slip into a big beat car mix as a bit of cheeky fun.
Layaway PlanWastedThey probably like the Offspring.

Stray Records (2 songs)

ArtistSongNotes
AzeemDuragzHip hop.
Westside ChemicalFive Finger JohnnyTrip hop-ish drum and bass. It’s quite nice.

Three Sixty Records (2 songs)

ArtistSongNotes
Organic AudioKumquat ShotMore Soma Radio Groove Salad kind of stuff. It’s well-listened to on Spotify, so you might want to check it out, although I think some of the choices have aged worse than a lot of its peers’ choices.
Runaways UKMomentumListed as trip hop, although the beat’s more…street tough?

Trance Domain (5 songs)

ArtistSongsNotes
Active IngredientIntergalactic Bluntz (dub mix)
Luna Sedona
Lost [credited to Active Ingredient v Lon Moher, which I assume is pronounced like lawnmower]
Electronica on the amateur side, but the song ideas are generally good.
Sub-DigitalAs You Command
Satellite Genius
You could game to this in 2000, I’m certain. Both of these songs are right around 10 minutes long.

Under Cover Music Group New York Inc. (1 song)

ArtistSongNotes
Wyndell LongDeep BlueJazzy house that’s just kinda there.

And so we move on to: ValuSoft MP3 Jukebox